Fourth rule of robotics: never harm your drama coach
Japan is really pushing this robot thing to new extremes — now it’s encroaching upon the entertainment industry. The robot Gemini F, which can been seen “acting” in the video in the link, was part of a...
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The robot uprising will still probably come someday, but it won’t come from Canada. The Canucks have lost interest in the sinful ways of robotic science, and thus, have canceled their national robot...
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He went to Amsterdam, and all I got was this lousy computer virus
For those of you who have been eagerly awaiting to have sex with a robot, there is now a projected date to mark on your calendar: 2050. That’s according to two Victoria University researchers,...
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This is why we will never win the War On Robots
Scientists at the University of Tokyo’s Ishikawa Oku Laboratory have invented a robot that never loses at Rock, Paper, Scissors. (Or “Roshambo,” if you were raised by wolves.) The Janken robot cannot...
View ArticleSupport Your Local World Conqueror
We at SG give more than our fair share of (deserved) flack towards Japan. But it’s okay. They’ve officially made up for it. A group of Japanese hobbyists have made working mechs that can be piloted by...
View ArticleKeeping the robots stupid so they can’t rise up
A robot has been trained to write calligraphy just as a human would, and to no one’s surprise, this experiment happened in Japan. Researchers at Keio University have developed what they call the motion...
View ArticleCyberdyne and HAL: two great tastes in robotics to destroy humanity
We’ve talked about Cyberdyne, the Japanese company of the future present, before here on SG. It’s been quite some time since their name was uttered on our website, but it seems they’re at it again....
View ArticleDuke University sells out humanity
In one fell swoop, our war against animals grew exponentially. A war on one front? Try a war against three (potentially united) enemies now.
View ArticleMy Little Mecha
Does your child have dreams of stomping over the neighbors? Does tiny Zack yearn for a better day when crushing your enemies means hitting them with a drill hand? Does little Sally absolutely love the...
View ArticleCheetah robot new harbinger in a war long thought over
While we’ve told you before about the danger of merging robots and animals together, it’s been quite some time since we needed to do so. Frankly, perhaps we at SeriouslyGuys became complacent and lax...
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Why, science?! WHY?!
“What are you screaming for? We taught him to do that while you were in the bathroom.” According to NBC News, “Robots can learn to hold knives — and not stab humans.” The Guys have only one word to...
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When life gives you urine, make robots
“Low … power … Need .. more … urrrrrrrr …“ If it weren’t for urine, life would certainly suck for the Bristol Robotics Laboratory. We should explain that. The lab originally developed the EcoBot, which...
View ArticleThis is how it begins …
First, Cyberdyne is created. Then, robots with autonomous movement are created. And now, robots that are created to hunt people. Way to go, border patrol.
View ArticleWelcome to the flowery skies of Detroit
Do you live in Detroit? If so, may God have mercy on you. If you’re still living in Detroit, do you like flowers? Because now you have a chance of having your flowers, those items designed to warm your...
View ArticleIt only takes one triple word score to initiate WW3
People, we’re warning you now: we are the precipice of the fall of man. Students at Carnegie Mellon University have created a robot that plays Scrabble, and it will be the end of us all. Victor the...
View ArticleJapan wants to hasten the robot uprising
Japan’s population is shrinking. It’s one of the few countries that can say this. While they are doing their part to avoid overpopulating the world, it’s also a bad thing, because someone needs to take...
View ArticleJapanese have robot pets, doom us all
Look, a lot of weird news comes out of Japan. It makes sense that only the oddest of news would come all the way from over there. They probably only get the weirdest American news, which of course...
View ArticleScientists teach robot to hunt, edge us toward Judgment Day
We don’t need to tell you that the world is full of evil, and by “evil,” we mean scientists. And those evildoers are actively working to enslave humanity by training killer robots. That’s not paranoia,...
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♪ ♫ 01100010 double-01100101 double-01110010 01110101 01101110, beer run ♪ ♪
Self-driving semis? This could never go wrong. If anyone owes alcohol for their entire purpose, it’s Uber. Before Uber, we used to actually choose some unfortunate human sacrifice to nurse a beer all...
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In democracy, machines count for something
Letting machines take over our elections means that people who protest the results will look less crazy and more like John Connor. Good news, everyone, about the recount in Wisconsin! … No, not that....
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